Legacy jokes

Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.

Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed, but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop.

My classmate, Hailey Legacy.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

One time, Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise.

No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style.

His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

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I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"

I will never forget my grandpa's last words, Hold the ladder!

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"

I'll never forget my dad's last words before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, look how far I can kick this bucket!"

I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...

“Are you still holding the ladder??”

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."

Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"

"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.