Legacy jokes
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.
But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...
I still remember my granddad's last words,
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
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I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.
This so-called 'kin… Read more
Yall, im leaving today, so cherish my legacy annd don't beat eachother up
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors. Men are utterly repul… Read more