Grandma told me that when she passed away she wants to be a tree, and so she could live forever.
But I'm not gonna lie, it was a nice toasty fire...
I still remember my granddads last words,
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.