Legacy jokes

I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...

“Are you still holding the ladder??”

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

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My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.

On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."

So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.

Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"

Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.

My grandpa was amazing. He killed Hitler.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.