Lates jokes

Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?

A: They get their shit packed the night before.

A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.

The little boy says, "I'm scared."

The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

Why was the computer late to work?

Because it had a hard drive!