what where Stephen hawkings last words
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Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce."
I can barely remember the last words my uncle told me
let go of my nose
What were Princess Dianas last words? Have you been Dri....
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
I'll never forget my bosses last words: " We shall serve the best meat in our burgers! "
Ill never forget my mother last words. What's are doing with that sledge hammer
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"
Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"
Wanna hear some famous last words? “We are just experiencing some turbulence”
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"
What was Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
I will always remember my grandpa's last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!
What were Stephen hocking's last words?? Error, error, error System shutting down
What were Stephen Hawkings last words? Error
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
these are all of my terrible jokes
Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I'll serve you but don't start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I'm joking of course" Dejamoo: the feeling that you've heard this bull before A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident and said to the doctor "I can't feel my legs" the doctor said " I know, I AMPUTATED YOUR ARMS" I went to seafood disco last week, I pulled a muscle What do you call a fish with no eyes, a fsh Two fish swim into a concrete wall, one says "dam" A mystic dwarf escapes from a jail, the call went out of a "small medium at large" A man walks into a bar with solid tar under his arm, he says "a beer please,and one for the road" Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent YO MAMA SO FAT THAT she should be worried, diabetes is a serious problem What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, duh A priest a rabbi and a cleric walk into a bar, the cleric, due to his religious constructions, does not drink alcohol. The others do the same, they have a pleasant fun and nothing bad happens. What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. I remember the last words my grandad said before he kicked the bucket, how far do you think I can kick this bucket A man walks into a bar, his alcohol independence is pulling this family apart I like my coffee like my women, on sometimes with a penis A man is working at a bar, a money comes in and orders a banana martini. The man wakes up and tells his story to his wife, he is ignored and he turns around sobbing. His marriage is falling apart Why didn't Jesus play hockey? Soccer and baseball are more popular in Mexico What's green and has wheels? Grass, the wheels WERE A LIE. What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have wheels except the duck Why couldn't the dinosaur break the wall, I don't know. I'm asking you Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker, she has dementia There are an owl and a squirrel watching a farmer go by, they owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing. It's an owl it can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
