girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
I will never forget my grandpa's last words:
Alahu-Akbar
went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replies the murderer, "Can you please hold my hand?"
Me: Cobain! Friend: No, dude, its Kobe. Me: why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
What was Stephen Hawkins last words? System failure
Going in a military The last thing I heard from them is:"Goodbye"
I wont ever Forget my dads last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"
What's the last thing that went through John f Kennedy's head?
A bullet
I’ll never forget my grandpas last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
I will always remember my grandpa's last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!
My son asked me “ what is angel cake made of?” I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts “STOP” I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper “well in my angel cake I put angels in them” I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he said”grandma the one who died last Saturday”
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
What was Stephens hawking last words? I'm lagging
Kate ate food coloring last night she said she was dying inside
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"IM ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS,!"
