Last will jokes

Student: Why does everyone hate me?

Another student: Because U got the A last night.

What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.

Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.

The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"

He grabs a noose.

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  • Why did Oliver have no friends?

    His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.

    I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.

    She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."

    A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"

    "Yes," replies the murderer, "Can you please hold my hand?"

    I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...

    “Are you still holding the ladder??”

    My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”

    I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”

    I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”

    The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂

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