You can't YEE your last H A W! but I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
Once in 4th grade Rn I told a random tree Hey my day is bad rn can we hang later? The tree said: Yeah we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed anyone know cpr? I said shit I know all the letters of the alphabet. Everyone laughed well except for this 1 guy
Whats the difference between a dad and an Emo? they both dont last awhile
My grandma just died from cancer
My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
Whats the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person, the handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery but it still lasts longer than your relationships ooooooooooo
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you I thought to my self of the last time I was a baby
why does little Johnny hate hot dogs? it reminds him of last night
MISSING!! MISSING!! 🚨
Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games+Diving+always ranting "give me penalty" Possible Locations : Penalty Spot, St etienne Last seen- Alaba’s Pocket ⚠️ ⚠️ :don’t walk around with pens
So I bus crashes killing everyone on the bus and god feels so bad that he gives each one a wish so the first person comes up and she wants to be beautiful so god makes her beautiful and she goes into heaven next person comes up and he says I want to be beautiful as well as the last man in the back begins laughing a little so this goes on everyone becoming beautiful until god asked the last person what they want and he said I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again! so god had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted
Whats the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL
My name is shelly bobby... I don't know my last name.
Ill never forget my grampa's last words, "stop shaking the ladder you cunt"
Last night I had sex and she said stop talking about shit omg and I made her scream so loud she said her balls Hurt...
There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???
