Marsupial

Marsupial Jokes

Koala

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

Because they don't meet the koalafications.

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  • Koala

    Why was the Koala Bear so clever?

    Because he had good koalifications!

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  • Koala

    Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂

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  • Kangaroo

    What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.

    What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.

    Koala

    Why did the manager hire the marsupial?

    Because he was koala-fied!

    Koala

    Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!

    Koala

    Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?

    Nerd: Because they're marsupials.

    Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!

    Koala

    Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"

    Koala

    Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎