Marsupial jokes
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.