Marsupial jokes
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎