Koala Bear jokes

Why was the Koala Bear so clever?

Because he had good koalifications!

Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,

Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.

This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.

Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?

A: Coca Koala.

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.