Koala Bear jokes
Why was the Koala Bear so clever?
Because he had good koalifications!
Ad
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.
Ad
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.