The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
Knock-Knock Jokes
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Knock, knock.
Your mom.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
Knock knock.
Fuck you!
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bum.
Bum who?
Bum holding a pistol!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Old lady.
Old lady who?
I did not know you could yodel!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
