Knock jokes jokes
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
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I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.
1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.
2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.