Knock jokes jokes
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Did you know about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?
He won the no-Bell prize.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
5 knock knock jokes from best to corny.
1. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door.
2. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in!
3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in?
4. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who!
5. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.