Kitty jokes
Little Brown Bear (LBB): Why did Santa take the kitty and all of my toys, Mummy?
His mom: Maybe because you're the second most massive shit stain besides Caillou.
*Krampus comes down the chimney to eat LBB*
Krampus: Should’ve been better, Little Bear.
LBB: Help, Mummy! He’s the Scratchy monster!
Shrek: Just kidding, it’s not Krampus, but indeed me and Black Donkey instead, and we’re going to poop on your floor.
Duggie: Hopefully Marvin doesn’t see us, and by the way, want some purplish Kool-Aid?
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
Dying mall be like...
"Toys" were us.
Goodbye, kitty.
Dying Canes.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.