Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Your hairline so messed up that even martin Luther king Jr. couldn't have a dream about it
little Johnny is my son and he got hit by a semi-truck owned by a Russian. Now I am on my way on a nuclear submarine with a burger king whopper to Moscow then take revenge for little Johnny!!!
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win
Your forehead goes back to when burger king was burger prince
your hairline goes all the way back to when burger king was a burger prince
A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around
Who is king of the pencils?
The ruler!
What is a King's favorite sized candy? King sized candy!
What is godzillaβs least favorite ball?
A king-kong ball
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didnβt have a dream. You know, for his sake.
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Why does the queen move more then a king on the chess board
Because it looks like a kitchen floor
Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.
Once a bird went to search for food then suddenly he grain on a road when he saw a Bullock cart he said that's to far away then the Bullock immediately cam and the king bird came and the deceitful bird said sorry majesty I was wrong to eat this on the road and then he died and the king bird goes back and tells everybody about it
There lived a jackal in a forest he did not get the day's food so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest but could not find any food finally he dicided to go to the city as he was walking into the city as soon as he was walking he heard some dogs bark soon he found a group of dogs running towards him so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a Dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye the dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him the jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest every animal In the forest were frightened to see a new animal the jackal realised that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation he called the animal towards him the jackal said oh my dear friends I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all I will be the king of this jungle all the animals became very happy everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs they came to him with all their problems and listened to what there king said one day as the king jackal was sitting by the court he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest for a long time he had not heard these voices he felt very happy forgetting he was the king he howled back immediately all the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger but the jackal he was already on the run
Why are Nepalese bad at chess? Cause someone already killed their king π
