Kilometer jokes

I identify as kilometers per second because I want to km/s.

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

I'll shut up now.

What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?

Kilometers Morales.

When you're going 80 km in a school zone and one of the speed bumps screams.

What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?

A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.

You give some people 2.54 centimeters, and they take 1.6 kilometers.