Bieber jokes

One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."

Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.

Justin Bieber

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?

They're the same thing.

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

What is a baby's favorite song?

"Baby" by Justin Bieber.

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.

What kind of bee can't fly?

A KOBE.