It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.
And Mary said God had given her a child. So Joseph went and joined 'Fathers For Justice'.
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked "You're hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
son said to father last night was the best you and mom father said yeah me you and your mother had sex song said it was fun licking her P***** father said I know it was fun when I sucked YOUR dick and your mother did did it feel good son said yes it was wanna do it again tomorrow father said YES BUT without your mom well suck each others dick and lick it and bite and shove each others dick next to each other son said yeah and if we do it again lets have mom and my girlfriend join next time father said ok its time to go to bed son son said ok love u can u and mom sleep with me without your clothes father said ok but you have to promise to go to bed son said ok see u therešš š š š¦š¦š¦š¦š¦š¦ššš¦š¦š¦š¦š¦
Can't wait to meet you! So join the Depression family! We open real soon! Try best to hold onto sanity!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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Roses are red He shows no remorse
Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force
when the washer started running why did you join me: because i had to catch it.
Why did the dog š join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
why does the orphan commit suicide to join the other suiSIDE to see their parents
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.
Q: Whatās the most popular video game at the bread bakery?
A: Knead for Speed.
Q: Why is Santa good at karate?
A: He has a black belt.
Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
A: Beast Buy.
Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?
A: Letās stick together.
Q: Why did the turkey join a band?
A: So he could use his drumsticks.
Q: Whatās a math teacherās favorite winter sport?
A: Figure skating.
Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
A: Beast Buy.
Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?
A: Letās stick together.
Q: Why did the turkey join a band?
A: So he could use his drumsticks.
Q: Whatās a math teacherās favorite winter sport?
A: Figure skating.
Q: Whatās a fireflyās favorite dance?
A: The glitterbug.
Q: Why are eyeshadow, lipstick, and mascara never mad at each other?
A: Because they always make-up
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Q: Where do roses sleep at night?
A: In their flowerbed
Q: Why was the show bad at gymnastics?
A: She was a flip-flop
Q: What should you wear to a tea party?
A: A t-shirt
Q: Whatās rainās favorite accessory?
A: A rainbow
Q: Where does a sink go dancing?
A: The Dish-co
Q: Whatās a princessās favorite time?
A: Knight time.
Q: Why did the Genie get mad?
A: Because he was rubbed the wrong way.
Q: Whatās a ballerinaās favorite type of bread?
A: A bun.
Q: What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?
A: Hip hop.
Q: What do bunnies like to do at the mall?
A: Shop ātil they hop.
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Q: How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?
A: She nailed it.
Q: What is cornās favorite music?
A: Pop.
Q: Why canāt Monday lift Saturday?
A: Itās a weak day.
Q: Why was the politician out of breath?
A: He was running for office.
Q: What is a soccer playerās favorite chemical element?
A: Goooooooooooold!
Q: Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school?
A: He was a cheetah.
Q: Which state has the greatest number of jokes?
A: Pennsylvania.
Q: Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving?
A: Inside.
Q: Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear?
A: He forgot his lawsuit.
Q: Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license?
A: He crashed the computer
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Q: Whatās a ball that you donāt throw, shoot, eat, spit, bounce, or catch?
A: An eyeball.
Q: What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have?
A: Shells.
Q: What time of year do people get injured the most?
A: In the fall.
Q: Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?
A: Because he knew he would pass.
Q: Why did the musician throw away her table?
A: Because it was flat.
Q: Why didnāt the farmer's son study medicine?
A: Because he wanted to go into a different field?
Q: What is the math teacherās favorite dessert?
A: Pi
Q: Why was the princess in the emergency r
Hey can't wait to meet you! So join the crippiling depression family!!
Q:Why did the Koala Fall off the tree A:because it was dead Q:Why did the second Koala fall off the tree A:Because it was hit by the first Koala Q:Why did the third Koala fall off the tree A:Because it thought it was a game and joined in
I asked my girlfriend if he wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
What do you do during a shooting? why join in of course....
Im in the alagba association call 666-666-666 to join the gan its free and free kills duidui
What did the skeleton play when je joined the band? A tromBONE
Rey: Join me Ben you don't have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.
