John Wick jokes

What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?

Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?

He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.