John Wick jokes

What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?

Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.

What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?

Cocaine.

Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?

He went from "The Fast and the Furious" to "Gone in 60 Seconds."

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?

Because he was about to kick the cabinet.

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.