Jenga

Jenga jokes

Tower

Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?

Because they already lost two towers.

Place

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

Twin Towers

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)

Twin

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

Pilot

Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.

Passengers: *Clap*

Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.

Flight Attendant: And what is that?

Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*

Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---

Kid

This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.

Pilot

Q: Why was the pilot sad?

A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. đź’€

Brother

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

9/11

Why are people so worked up about 9/11? They were just playing Jenga.

Documentary

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Documentary

When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.

Terrorist

It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.

Jenga comes to mind, though!

Irony

How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.

Tower

How did they lose 2 Towers?

Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.

(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)

Documentary

Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?

9/11

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.