Jenga

Jenga jokes

Kid

  • An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

    And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

    "Why?" says the bully.

    "Because you haven't got a tower."

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  • Pilot

  • Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.

    Passengers: *Clap*

    Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.

    Flight Attendant: And what is that?

    Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*

    Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---

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