Jack and Jill Jokes

jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me

Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked

Jack and Jill wheat up the him had some fun she forgot her pill and now we have jonny

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms

Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweeties No he cant keep his heart rate down And shes got diabetes

jack and jill went up the hill to get to the house they turned the lights out the jill shouts ITS A DILDO WTF?

Jack and Jill went up the hill so the can fetch some pee jack fell down and broke his whole body Jill just laughed and didn’t care so now they have a daughter

Pls like this I worked hard on making jokes I even have app that u can see all of my jokes but I am not telling u hehe.

Caesar salad jack and jill little johny koala Zebra monkey vegetables bus baa bus

Jack and Jill went up the hill both had Bacardi rum, when Jill's was gone she wanted Jacks that's why she took it from him

Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pale of water Jack come down and then Jill came tumbling after so they had a baby...

jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool then jack came in and asked jill if she wanted to ride in his new car she said i have to think then jack said at least let me by you a drink after 5 drinks he asked again this time she said yes so they got in the car and jack and jill roed up a hill to to jacks home then jack said (close your eiys i got a supries )so jack lead jill to his room then said open your ies so jill opend her iese then jack got them some red wine jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and jack said i know you wana she said no way so jack gave her one more drink then she passed out then jack ripped all his close off then he did the same to jill then he did it till 3am