IT jokes
Life is like a box of chocolates... It ends sooner for fat people.
Q: How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A: All your homework and the Rubik's cube you spent a year on and still can’t solve is solved. 🤓🤓🤓🤓
It's not a joke.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.