Isle jokes
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"