Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Guys say “A wrecked isle dysfunction” really loud and you will get good luck for 10 yesrs
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
