Isle jokes
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
What do you call the original immigrants to the British Isles?
Anglosaxon.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
The smartest kid in my class says "is-land" instead of "island."
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
When my dad once went to the Virgin Islands, now it's just called the Islands.
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Community talk
If you forget me Poem: I want you to know one thing.
You know how this is: if I look at the crystal moon, at the red branch of the slow autumn at my window, if I touch near the fire the impalpable ash or the wrinkled body of the log, everything carries me to you, as if everything that exists, aromas, light, metals, were little boats that sail toward those isles of yours that wait for me.
Well, now, if little by lit… Read more