Is Not jokes

Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!

I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.

How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

Apparently not enough to impress him.

Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.

The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.

62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.