You are the reason double doors were invented
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart. One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?" The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home." The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?" The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home." Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!" The not so smart Indian replies, "Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
Why did the T-Rex cross the road? The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Aboriginals around for 50,000 year invented the spear.
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too
You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!
What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly officer I never heard her say no.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol. qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter ?) Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre , parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans ...(Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in). Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir- metre ( centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to fill it when going in...
Who ever invented the knock knock joke, should get a no bell prize
We have invented the spade! This is groundbreaking!
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
"We've invented the spade!" "Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
omg guys i finaly did it i made a head slicey boy. i haveheadless.
A child ask his father “ how do you get pink eye?” Son I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes. Then the son asks “How did I get Fungi?” As the father was about to answer. The boy says “Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?” ———-Fungeye
what country did indians invent? curry-a
Do you know who invented Paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun..
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Becuase it's wheely wheely great!
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table.
Sir Cumference
