Internet Search jokes

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Google 'dancing Israelis'.

What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?

"How to find a family."

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

If I die, delete my search history.