Internet Search jokes

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?

"How to find a family."

Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!

Google 'dancing Israelis'.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

Google search = 3.141592…

Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!

Windows could not connect to the Internet, would you like to search online for a solution to this problem?