Internet Search jokes

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Google 'dancing Israelis'.

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

If I die, delete my search history.