Internet Search Jokes

Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".