Internet Search jokes

What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?

"How to find a family."

Google 'dancing Israelis'.

Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!

Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*

Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.

Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".