Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room? Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy
whats an other name for cuming inside of a woman
loading the dishwasher
Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day. Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first. Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am. Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet. Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you. Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down. Most restaurants are closed at night.. but your legs aren’t. I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out. Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight. Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall. I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately... but I hope it’s you. Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream. Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you. Do you sing in the shower? Because if so I need a private ticket of your concert. Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between. Are you a blanket? Because your on top of me every night. Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7. Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream. I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not. Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down. Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more
Why do catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the catholic church? Because there are Glory Holes 🕳 inside of the confessional booths
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter? You can shit a load inside of a prostitute but if you try it in a shelter you get arrested.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? These a great singer inside of you
Hey girl do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Your so much like a marshmallow, your so squishy and sticky and everyone puts their sticks inside of u
Why did the polack locked himself out of his car? Because his keys were inside of the ignition
are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know ask your wife
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
are you bleach? bc i want you inside of me
Are you a school? Cause i wanna shoot some kids inside of you
