INS jokes
What do you call six gay men in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
What's green then red all over?
A frog in a blender! :)
Sonic Boom in my ass.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Who are the Fastest Readers in the world?
9/11 victims: They read 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."