INS jokes

Kebab

    • A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.

    Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.

    As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.

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    • Roast

    • "This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."

    Woman

    • Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

    That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

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    • INS memes

    Butler

    • I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

    I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!

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    • Newspaper

    • What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

    They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

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    • Gay Guy

    • Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?

    It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.

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    • Cupcake

    • Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"