What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did
The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor
So we all know that old kids joke why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11
When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Who Do You Think Is The Fastest Reader? Incorrect It's 9/11, It Went Through 100 Stories In 2 Seconds.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
Better to cum in the sink...than to sink in the cum
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school
Man, I loved that wheelchair
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
how do you suprise a blind guy. leave the plunger in the toilet
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian
i got sent out of a library for putting a womens rights book in the fiction section.
Who reads the fastest? The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers, He took out 83 stories in one go.
