INS jokes
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
If I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn because they are Beautiful, Majestic, Sparkly, Bright, Gods. They create Joy and Happiness everywhere they go.
Unicorns made my life better when I got to know them more. ^-^ They filled my life with more Happiness. I believe in the Unicorns, and they'll believe in me. I am not a Unicorn, although I am the Princess of the Unicorn Land, but if I could be any creature, I would be a Unicorn! :P
Who are you to believe if you don't believe in unicorns?
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants? Because they always get a hole in one!
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
How to kill a blond: put a scratch & sniff in a pool.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
A woman in labor suddenly shouted, "Shouldn't! Wouldn't! Couldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!