Inquiry jokes
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
WTF happened?
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
Gwen, are you there?
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
"Prince? Are you still there?"
Who is this Gwen person?
Hello, I am Alan Shawn Feinstein. I would like to know who the owner of this website "worstjokesever.com" is.
I am interested in buying this website. Please respond to me in the comments or email me. Thank you, and keep doing good things.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
That moment when you have to ask your Chinese neighbor if he's seen your cat.
Gan cube prices?
What picture is that?
Why am I so sad?
There was this guy who asked a girl how much her hand jobs are. "$25k." How much are your blowjobs? "$50k." How much do you charge to have sex on the street? REPLY: "I would if I had a pussy."
Who am I sitting next to?
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.