I identify as Michael Jackson and my pronouns are he he
I had sex with twins, well I think it was twins all my rage victims look alike
What do you call a group of transgender women? ExMen
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them mommy or daddy.
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
Guy starts chatting to pretty woman at a party Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,
"Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself, she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address and my phone number.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call daddy
I'm a gay depressed person would that make me a happy unhappy person?
everyone take off your pride flags its already a new month
my name is what orphans can never have
What do u call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it a Filipino.
Ok ok whats up with the Fake Gwens ama use a test to see who is real or not. The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question what is my real name. And do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is and it said “best friend “ so I guess I am gay. I think so WTF
here some questions firesharky, 1-What color hair do u have? 2-Whats MY parents names? What hospital where u born in. 3-What state where u born in? Do not say i dont know.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
Any game: Are you a boy or a girl? Non-binary people: *cries*
I am Cummer
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
