is a selfie of a orphan a self portrait or family photo?
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen" So, I did what I had to do, and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
when your girlfriend tells you shes a guy "what bitch naw hell no"
Who am I?
why can't orphans have sex? They don't know who daddy is
Some trans "woman" came up to me and told me to act my age so I told him to act his gender
What do you call a blonde in the freezer? Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
I used to be a man trapped in a woman’s body. But then I was born.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
What do Jesus and I have in common? No one knows my real bday either
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay
Because he wanted someone to call daddy
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Person: Sure Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life. But my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning Person: Dear god..
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records
Ashley said to me one day that what is my name and I said my name is everyday life of stupidity
Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist
my first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
what do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, its not a misses, I'm more for a MIStery
