Ice Hockey jokes
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.