Ice Hockey jokes
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.