Ice Hockey jokes
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
Why did Jesus not win any Stanley Cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.