Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech so Hitler yelled WHO SNEEZED ROW 1 DID ANYONE SNEEZE they said no and Hitler shot everybody same for row 2 & 3 but in row 4 someone nervous said me I'm sorry then Hitler said bless you
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to COUNT his BARS
Damn boy , you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS
Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?
Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats
Why did God create women before men? He didn’t want any advice on how to do it
A Canadian, an American and a Mexican were tasked by a billionaire with teaching his stubborn pet parrot how to speak within 2 weeks.
They were given everything they needed to succeed and a large sum of money was offered to the one who made the parrot talk first.
The Canadian played documentaries for the parrot through the whole duration, he spent all his time citing the alphabet and reading stories for the parrot.
The American showered him with the finest food, brought him all the females that he can mate with and made sure to spoil the parrot as much as he can.
The Mexican locked the parrot in a dark room, barely gave him any food or water and beat the shit out of him every single day.
When the time was up, the billionaire returned to find the parrot still unable to speak, so he asked the 3 trainers about their progress.
The Canadian goes: "I have tried everything, I spent all my time and energy teaching him the alphabet and reading books to him! Nothing worked."
The American agrees: "I have spoiled him beyond belief, gave him all the luxury he can possibly get and yet he won't speak!".
The Mexican confirms: "I have showered him with love and luxury as well, tried to teach him words day and night, spent all my time and energy spoiling him with everything I had!"
The parrot looks at the Mexican with disbelief and yells out: "You lying motherfucker!".