
Horror jokes
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten!
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
What kind of bees eat brains?
Zombees.