Home jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Comments of Gwen in her bra!
Jordan Jadoke: Wow such a good looking kid!
Heo: Dude stop! Who the hell got this!
prince/mr tallie: Hey stop!
YOU: Sexy sexy sexxy! How much does she cost!
Kenya Bailey: NOTHING SHE IS NOT A SEX SLAVE SHE IS PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck u Kenya: SHUT UP!
Big Ideas: Do u think I hav a chance with her? Cause if then SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kariah: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mariah: U GUYS EXPECT PRINCE, HEO, AND KENYA ARE GOOD PEOPLE THAT ARE NOT CHILD MOLESTERS!!!!!!!!!!
Hot: 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Fring: I want to take u home all to my self!
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling.
I have so many orphan jokes. I'm afraid most of them won't hit home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
I was at the club and then my dad walked up and said, "You're 15, why are you high and at the club?" So I ran. Then my uncle was at the car and took me home, so I was grounded. Then my boyfriend came because my parents went out and we had sex and we were very loud. My dad came home and walked in. He had my boyfriend pin me against the wall so my dad could spank me.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Gwen, don't worry, everyone hates you, by the way! Have anything to say? Then who cares? You can't stop me.
Unknown person is going to give you a hint of who hates you...we were in a club, a meeting...btw this is you!
[Image of Gwen]
Later, Bitch!!!!!!!!