Home Run jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Why did the orphan get kicked off the baseball team?
He would never make it home base.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't hit home runs.
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.