Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
I met a baseball player , so I told him to make a home run , and he just looked at me with sadness I don't know why
By the way he was an orphan
why cant an orphan hit a home run
they have no home to run to
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."