draco malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom
How do you get into hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door
What does a huffle puff wolf say? “I will huffle and puffle and blow you house down”
That is retaliated to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts? They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called feetus deletus