Hogwarts jokes

Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.

How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.

How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?

Go through the dumbbell door.

What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”

That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼‍♂️.

Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?

They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...

Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."