Hogwarts jokes
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
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How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
How do you get to the Hogwarts gym?
Go through the dumbbell door.
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
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