Magic School jokes

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌

Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.

What is a magic school?

A school that can fly.

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.

A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.

A quiet kid brings an MP5.

So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?

Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “Whatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.” One kid stepped up and slid down. He wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river.

The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money. He then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee!”