Magic School jokes

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

What do you call a bus full of stoners?

The Magic School Bus.

What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌

Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.

What is a magic school?

A school that can fly.

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.

So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?