High School

High School Jokes

A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don't leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou 'hole-y' as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.

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My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex... I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

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All school meetings introductions:

Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!”

Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”

High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,”

the columbine high school basketball team hasnt been the same since they lost there 2 best shooters

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Why did every one quit the high school volleyball team: To join COACH KYLE"S team of course.