High-five jokes
I asked this kid for a high five, but he could not reach my hand.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
I tried to high-five a tree. It left me hanging.
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do you call a group of depressed kids with guns?
The suicide squad.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?
Answer: He was left there hanging.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.