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Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.