HI jokes

A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."

I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.

Hiiii!

A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.

Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!

Hi, I like emos because they are black.

Why did the orphan live at school?

Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.

People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.

So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

"What is your number?" "Hi."

Q: Why did the chip run away?

A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...

Hi, how are you doing?

Why can't Jordan moan?

Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.

Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.

Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?

Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.

One day me and my friend Howard the duck went into the bar. I ordered a drink. Howard told the waiter to put it on his... BILL.

If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."

Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.