Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
HI Jokes
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
lol hi
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Why did my brother cross the road?
Because he was looking for his brain.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
Hi... I'm depressed.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
