HI jokes
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
My grandfather told me I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Memes
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
I was at the orphan place, and I saw a kid crying. And I asked him where his parents are, and he fainted.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Ugly face dude: Hi kiddo!
Kid: Hi kid. Leaves.
Kid turns back and says: Wait a minute, who are you?
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.