HI jokes
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?
Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Memes
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
An orphan thinks he finally sees his mom, but then he realizes it's air.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.