Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
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Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his RHYMES PER MINUTE.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
Why does the president take so long to deliver each sentence?
He’s just Biden his time.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
It's amazing how BLESSEDBRIAN manages to keep his head in the clouds while his FEET are FIRMLY PLANTED in mediocrity.
How did the rapper find his missing phone?
He checked the track list.
