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HI Jokes
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Hi dude!
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Why did the golfer change his pants? In case he got a hole in one!
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
I love myself.
Hi! I love that you love a good time of my day.
Hi! 👋 I love 💕 you love 💕 a good time at home. 🏡
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To dig deep with his lyrics.
