HI jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
How does Daveon like his coffee? Decaf-eon.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Memes
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday. He gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it.
I asked him what the bullseye was for. He said, "Target practice."
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.