Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
HI Jokes
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
A kid went to visit his bully, and he says, "How's your face?" The kid says, "How's your parents?" and proceeds to walk out of the orphanage.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To reunite with his parents.
Son: Hi.
Dad: Yo.
I saw some kid following me, so I told him to go back to his family.
Orphan: "What family?"
If you give a man a match, he is warm for the night, but if you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life. :)
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
He couldn’t stand it anymore with his sister because he is in a wheelchair.
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
Why was the orphan happy that he got in trouble at school?
Because the principal was going to call his parents.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
